eBay is dead. Long live eBay.

[tools*]

I've been here for 25 years. When you offer something for sale on eBay today and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[inhawaii]

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@lawnmowerpartsstore2 wrote:

Actually has been a very good month so far for me. Not dead for me. Maybe you sold the wrong junk.

Wow with all those $1.98 sales with Free Shipping you are really rocking it. Maybe you should go lick a stamp and stop licking frogs that make you high.

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You're going to criticize someone because they're having a good month?

So anyone who is not here complaining about slow sales is the enemy?

You find it insulting that some sellers are doing well?

[chapeau-noir]

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@sakic92710 wrote:

eBay is like a pet dog who suffers in silence except the dog is lovable & we give it sympathy.  eBay - NO!   lol  We have to be the voice for the dog; much like when we come into the community & present our voice!   lol

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I think we're the dog.

[mam98031]

You don't have anything listed.  But I'm sure you know that.

[heckofagame]

Wow. Good thing that stuff doesn't happen here.

[hartungcards]

I heard sakic's dog is thinking about leaving eBay.

[tools*]

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@12345jamesstamps wrote:

Actually has been a very good month so far for me. Not dead for me. Maybe you sold the wrong junk.

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The junk I sell is only of the highest grade.

[mtgraves7984]

When you offer something for sale on eBay today and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

@tools* 

I just flashed on the Matthew McConaughey "Data Forest" commercial. It was pretty cool. 😎

[gloryglorygifts]

the tail wagging the dog? LOL

[chapeau-noir]

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@hartungcards wrote:

I heard sakic's dog is thinking about leaving eBay.

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It caught the car.

[dwise3671]

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@kenneth686321 wrote:

Ebay has been dying since 1995 

If you think it's bad on Ebay you should check about the Amazon and Etsy Seller forums. 

The Amazon seller forums are especially entertaining.   

They are also full of sellers whining about slow sales, high fees, bad customer service support, site issues,  "forced" to pay to play, holding funds, scammy buyers abusing returns, arbitrarily removing listings, account restrictions, being sued by somebody, merchandise lost in the FBA warehouse, smaller sellers being screwed in favour of the big boys. 

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Amazon is a different animal all together. It’s essentially a retail store.  It’s a tough game, for those unprepared. Amazon would actually be better if they made selling on the site even harder. A lot of junk and fraudulent items still get through.