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08-18-2012 11:17 PM
Salt water increases tear production in undersea creatures.
08-18-2012 11:28 PM
08-19-2012 07:12 AM
A red flag on a beach usually indicates that it is unsafe to swim.
08-19-2012 09:01 AM
Swimbridge, a Devon village not far from here, is famed as the home of the Rev. John 'Jack' Russell who first bred Parson Jack Russell terriers.
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08-19-2012 10:02 AM
Terriers? Are they like furriners?
08-19-2012 11:47 AM
Furriners and revenooers were once feared in the Ozarks.
08-19-2012 12:45 PM
The Oz Arks were a waste of the Wizard's time building them as it never rained enough for them to be useful.
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08-19-2012 02:27 PM
"Be useful, go forth and subtract" were the most famous words spoken by the leader of the lost religion of Minus.
08-19-2012 02:43 PM
Minus a few brain cells? Come join me in the Bide-A-Wee Craft Room where I'm recreating the Seattle Space Needle using only popsicle sticks and dental floss!
08-19-2012 03:01 PM
Dental floss! Aha!
That is exactly what I need for my popsicle stick model of the Eiffel Tower. I hope you have not used all the floss for your Space Needle. Bide-A-Wee is a bit reluctant to re-stock the craft room.
08-20-2012 08:46 AM
08-20-2012 11:51 AM
Ping pong table? I thought that was a landing area for my flying cups! (The saucers are all broke up!).
08-20-2012 12:09 PM
"Broke up!"
Wailed the young lady when asked the where abouts of her good looking boyfriend.
08-20-2012 03:45 PM
King Boyfri ended his courtship of Princess Girlfri with a declaration of war on Disneyland and went off to pick a fight with a dwarf.
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08-20-2012 06:54 PM
Dwarfs are known for cheating in boxing matches by landing low blows, which they defend by avowing that they can't help it because they can't reach any higher. .